I am the daughter of the Konoe family, Konoe Moyako.
My brother is a weirdo that likes his bath at exactly 41 degrees.
Sis! Moya!
Huh? My brother is calling me from the bath?
Sister's Log
Moyako's Never-ending Monologue
The shampoo bottle is empty. Is there any more?
I just bought one.
I'll bring it now!
Behind this door...
Akira can be standing there bare naked.
I know.
There are people in this world that get turned on by exposing themselves.
You pervert!
He's using the shampoo excuse, so that he could follow through with his plot to harass me.
We're at home. Plus we're related, so there's nothing to be suspicious about.
Perv, you really thought this one out, didn't you, Akira?
I brought it, come and get it.
Eh... just bring it in here.
Akira is in the bathtub. So I should be safe in the wash room.
Just beyond here is a completely nude Akira.
Just open the door and leave the shampoo.
He's enticing me?
There's no doubt that he's in some freaky position in order to expose himself.
Nice try, Akira. But your sister learns constantly.
There's no way that will work if I cover my eyes.
I'm coming in...
I may have went too far...
Now I can't see where Akira is.
W-woah! Moya?
That was scary.
Wet n' Transparent!
So that was your actual objective? You damn perv!
That was just a coincidence!
Today we saw Moyako become a victim yet again to her little brother.
I am the daughter of the Konoe family, Konoe Moyako.
My perverted little brother crushes on me, his older sister, early in the morning.
I'm so sleepy.
Hey, look sharp.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh crap!
Come on!
Here, let's clean your-
Seriously?!
Don't tell me he spilled on purpose so that he could get me to clean those parts.
Damn, he even comes up with these perverted things this early.
Crap, I can't turn back, I'm too deep in.
I've already told him I'd clean it.
If I go back on my word now...
It would crush my pride as a sister.
Just cleaning!
I'll clean it myself, just pass me the napkin.
Huh?
He didn't let me clean it, and is doing it himself?
Perhaps I was mistaken?
Yes, that's right!
I'm so clumsy in the morning.
No good, it's not cleaning at all.
What? Why did you start taking off your pants?
What? I'm going to change my pants.
Same with my shirt.
Oh, that makes sense. That's a good idea.
Akira's strip tease is about to start!
I see now. He purposely spilled coffee on himself so that he could strip tease his sister.
He was just looking for an excuse to strip.
I underestimated him...
Damn, it got to my boxers.
Not only his pants, but boxers too?!
A-Akira...
Don't get cocky you pervert!
I won't let you!
What are you doing?
Can't you tell by looking?
Your sister is drying your clothes for you.
How much time do you think we have?!
I'm going to be late!
Akira ended up changing in the bathroom.
Good morning!
My name is Saeki Fuuka.
I don't really have anything else to say.
Saeki, why are you wearing those clothes?
It's inexcusable that you do it every day.
Professor caught Saeki again.
Let's go before he catches us too.
He's just trying to set a good example to the new students.
What a drag.
That means I should be punished as well, right?
The dress code doesn't allow for cardigans like these.
So if you're going to punish that student, you can go ahead and punish me too.
That's Konoe!
She came in to help!
How cool!
Well, uh...
You're a bright pupil, Konoe.
Are you saying the level of discipline is based on the intelligence of the student?
Um... uh...
That was a disaster, huh?
I'm Konoe Moyako, a sophomore.
I-I'm Saeki...
Saeki Fuuka, a freshman.
Thanks for before.
The way you dress is what describes you. They should respect that.
Konoe Moyako.
She's so pretty.
However, there are also perverts that abuse that fact.
Huh? Perverts?
There's one there now.
The male student up there.
Konoe?
He's my younger brother.
Why do you think he didn't fasten his top button?
Um.. because...
he doesn't like looking too formal?
Wrong.
It's because...
Hey! Do your button properly.
He wants to get a whiff of his sister's hair up close.
That's why it's like that!
Your brother wants to smell your hair?
Why would he do that?
Because he's a perverted brother that wants an anime-type relationship with his sister.
It's a shame that he takes advantage of his little brother title.
You better believe it, and remember it, Fuuka.
It can't be...
N-no way...
but a serious person like her, saying that stuff so calmly...
She must be telling the truth.
It's real...
I think...
Hey... what's it like waking up and knowing you have an older sister?
What?
Don't you get any desires?
As if, dumbass!
Besides, I can't look at my sister as a woman.
There! There it is!
The little brother behaviour of having a big sister.
It's the same thing as not thinking of your own mother as a woman.
I'm tired of hearing excuses from people with no dreams.
This is my seat.
I-It's Saeki!
For a moment I was turned on.
Disgusting. How about going back to your seat?
I'll talk to you later, Konoe.
Alright..
Good morning, Saeki.
My little brother wants an anime-type relationship with is sister.
What is it?
Nothing. I was just thinking about how everyone has their tastes.
What are you talking about?
For extra measures, Fuuka increased her distance from Akira.
Sis
Log
Konnichi-hello!
The name's Umehira Brisa.
A schoolgirl that loves manga and anime games from my papa's country.
I ate so much and now my wallet's emptyyyyy!!!
What are you doing, Bri-ko?
Oh! Kasumi and Moya!
Moya's little brother too!
Hey, look at Aki's face.
You can tell he was sleeping during class.
You're wrong, Kasumi.
That's the mark of him rubbing something.
Rubbing?
He probably put a picture of me on top of his desk.
He was rubbing his face on it the entire class.
Yeah right!
It's possible.
But Moya...
Do you think all he was doing was rubbing it on his face?
Maybe he couldn't contain himself with just rubbing and then...
starting kissing the picture, and adding in some licky-licky tongue too.
Definitely not!
An interesting thought, Brisa.
Don't acknowledge that!
But if he did that, the picture would be ruined!
If it was printed from an ink printer, the ink would get into his mouth.
He rubbed it, that's for sure. But he certainly did not kiss and make out with it.
Wait, but...
what if it was laminated?
Then he wouldn't be able to appreciate the picture properly.
What if he used it as a cellphone wallpaper to smooch?
The risk of him pressing other buttons is too high.
There's only one that he's rubbing, and that's the original.
Th-These two are connecting with a very strange topic.
Hey Kasumi. Brisa, and Moya too.
So, were you rubbing it?
Or were you smooching with it?
Which one?!
What language is that?!
Brisa and Moyako hit it off with their crazy language.
I am the daughter of the Konoe family, Konoe Moyako.
My little brother is a perv who loves sweets.
Wow Konoe, they came out perfectly.
They look so delicious.
Thanks.
So what are you going to do with these cookies?
Are you giving them to someone?
Yes. I've decided who I'll give them to.
Who are you giving them to, Konoe?
To...
Huh? Cookies you baked in class?
You could've just given them to me at home.
They're best when fresh.
Share some with your friends too.
She always chooses her brother.
The cookies she baked in class were meant for her little brother?
I'm sure everyone would want a sister like that.
Okay, well thank you, Moya.
That's right! There are some heart shaped cookies which are meant to represent a girl's love.
Hearts mean love. Now it'll look like I'm the one insinuating him.
Akira, I take it back.
They all got crumbled.
You pushed me out of no where...
At least I was able to hide the hearts...
But now the cookies I made are ruined.
Give me some, Moya.
It's delicious. Though there's no form. But they're edible.
Oh, yeah?
Good for you, Moyako.
Saeki?
The Konoe siblings. That's kind of nice.
Akira ate the delicious cookies his sister gave him.
I am the daughter of the Konoe family. Konoe Moyako.
My little brother is a pervert that doesn't join any clubs.
Moya, Kasumi, let's make a club!
What's gotten into you, Bri-ko?
According to mangas, it's normal for a relationship to begin from clubs.
Let's make a club where
you don't need any experience, and just enjoy the chit-chat with all the members.
You think they'll accept a BS club like that?
Besides, I have things to do at home. That's why I didn't join any club.
Like attending to your brother?
Oh, right! We should invite your little brother to join the club!
He would get distracted from thinking about you... and then his libido will disappear.
I see.
It's true, a club is an important community to start making some friends.
If he makes new friends at his club,
surely his fantasizing me will stop.
He will meet new comrades.
He would create a Sis Club!
The Sis Club is where all the siscon perverts gather and expand their territory.
If I were approached by a troop of them...
There'd be no way I could stop them.
Then would I counter by creating a Little Brother Club?
No, that would be like fighting fire with fire.
Sis Club... how frightening!
Sis Club?
What's that?
From casual girl talk, Moyako ended up creating a club.
Sorry for the wait.
Did something happen?
N-no...
Let's go home, the soccer game is about to start.
Please, come in.
Pardon the intrusion!
Kasumi, Brisa, and Fuuka came over today to cheer Japan on in their soccer game.
They have a bunch of talented players this selection.
A lot of them know how to play in their position.
They kept their 4-2-3-1 formation...
But wouldn't they be better off with 3 defenders?
You mean like 3-4-3, or 3-5-2?
There's no way we're going to lose this match.
Such a tidy room.
You can tell it gets a lot of TLC.
As I thought, an ideal sister is so different.
I'll help you.
It's fine, it's fine. Go talk about soccer with everyone.
I can't really tell what's going on in soccer.
Are they actually talking about soccer?
Or are they making me believe that, and they're talking about something completely different.
I know that there is such thing as a "secret language".
Could it be... they're using that jargon to have a conversation I can't understand?
That's it. That 4-2-3-1, 3-5-2... there's no way they could have a conversation with just numbers.
It hit the pole!
He touched the ball!
That's a corner kick!
That was some good pressure just now.
Miracles only occur by chance, that's why it was a miracle!
Yay! You shout too, Fuu!
By Fuu, do you mean me?
Wow, so close!
How would you miss the ball there?
How pathetic of me to just stand here smiling when I don't even understand anything.
Thank you, Moya.
Thankies.
But... what kind of conversation could these 4 be having with their secret language?
Keep it up!
That goal was from the awesome off the ball strategy.
The defense couldn't even keep up with their movements.
Off the ball?
It's one of their secret words.
In that case, I shall try to decipher its meaning.
Off the ball...
There's no ball.
A state with no ball.
No bal-
Oh my! They're definitely talking about something perverted.
With that, everything they are saying sounds completely perverted.
Pressing? Push? Applying pressure?
It means pushing down?
Vital Area. The area that's vital. An important zone?
Basically, inside of a girl's skirt?
Additional Time. What's that time?
I don't even know, but I'm sure it's also something obscene.
I get it!
The numbers represent the position of a body.
What complex jargon. It makes me want to remember it.
Um... what's wrong?
Woah, she won't stop shaking.
She's trembling.
Maybe it's because we were getting too excited.
Is she feeling resentful?
Sorry Moyako. We'll tell you the details of what happened.
Do you plan on dragging me to your pervy world?
Stop it! I have to stop it!
The goalkeeper stopped it! Nice save!
The goalkeeper just saved Japan from danger.
No.
Don't say that, I want you to have fun too.
Stop the obscene talk with me.
We're talking about soccer!
The 5 cheered on for Japan in their soccer game.
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